Quick poll

It's time for the readers of this blog to actually contribute instead of sitting back and waiting for me to do everything.

So, please answer the question below:

"When is it appropriate to make jokey penis-size allusions in a business setting?

Is it:

1. When your workplace happens to be a brothel and you use that type of humour as a stress-relief mechanism (much like the gallows humour that paramedics and police use)?
2. When you run a multi-national, multi-cultural business and are giving the main speech at the company's Christmas party?
3. When you are a professional writer of lame penis-size jokes?"